Well if you’re Scottish and living in America, you’ve probably not had a good haggis for the past 21 years unless you’ve:

If there is anything we like more than video games, comic books or movies here at Media Whore Network it’s bacon.

The smell of it, the taste of it, the texture. Why, some of us might even go as far as to say they lost their genitalia in an unfortunate bacon accident! So when I lay eyes upon this strip from the book 5 Very Good Reasons To Punch A Dolphin In The Mouth (And Other Useful Guides) I can only think of my whore brothers and their one true love; bacon. Surely this is a strip after our greasy, meat clogged hearts.

It’s time for our light hearted comedy post of the week and this week it comes from the Big Apple, Although it involves Lime and Pizza. Now I’ve never been a fan of Limewire. Of the few times I’ve tried it out of curiosity, I’ve found it’s nothing but a haven for viruses and trojans so it’s not worth bothering with in my eyes.  As you also know, Limewire is also a haven for piracy, which is why what happened in NYC is so funny.

It all kicks off when some guys from a small music label called Dovecote records are eating pizza at their local bar as they’d been told that there was free pizza at the bar that night. However everything goes to hell when a woman comes over and accuses them of stealing the pizza for her company’s party which is taking place in the bar. Confused, the Dovecote guys try to apologize and even offer to pay for the pizza, but she ignores the offer and tells them they can’t steal things from other people.

Now here’s the great part. One of the Dovecote guys tries to befriend her and asks what company she works for. She says she works for Limewire. Considering she just told them that they can’t steal things, that’s pretty hypocritical. In a rage, one of the Dovecote guys says and I quote “Oh ok. Well I work at a record label so fuck you. You’ve stolen from us enough. (Bites pizza. Begins to walk away.)”

Now it could have just ended there and then but then one of them tried to steal a whole Pizza from Limewire, resulting in a Limewire software developer pouring beer all over him. Now we’ve only heard this story from Dovecote’s perspectiveve but it’s still a pretty funny story. Obviously the guy shouldn’t have tried to steal a whole Pizza but just the idea of what happened is amazing. If that’s the worst of what happens, then you can at least say there was one casualty in the labels vs users war, a shirt stinking of beer.

Source: Techcrunch (thanks for Tweeting it Wardrox!)

Ok, so week one is officially over and it’s time for everyone to whip ‘em out, measure, and let the world know how many of us are still fatties. Week 2 should be the week where most of us have finally settled into a workout routine and a decent diet, but with the advent of some people’s birthdays and the Super Bowl, it’ll be interesting to see what everyone tips the scales at this week.

Ok guys, here we go, this is the official starting point for our very own Biggest Loser contest, only with less money and no cameras. This is the first official day of the contest that we’ve been building up to and will be the beginning of the scoreboard we’ll be using until September of this year. Time to drop them britches and get on the scale. See the results of week 1 after the jump.

So king forwarded me this email that I found two parts hilarious and ten parts disgusting. It’s about an experience with a fat person(and I mean FAT!!!) and the reason why mayo just became near the bottom of condiments I like.

During a morning IRC conversation, I brought up my plan to lose some serious weight this winter/spring to get ready for all the hot womenz this summer. Both Excremento and thef1sh also mentioned they would like to lose weight. So what’s a blogger to do when something like this happens?

That’s right. Blog about it. So I am pleased to announce the first great MWN contest, The Biggest Loser, in which three of your favorite MWN writers and one of our readers, Hitogoroshi, will compete to see who can lose the most weight by PAX 2009 in which we will announce the winners. Click the link to see more details on each of us as well as the rules of this little contest.

Man has always been sure of two things:
- Beer can make almost anything taste better
- Bacon tastes delicious

So I figured:
WHY NOT TRY BOTH OF THEM TOGETHER?

Thus was born The Great Bacon Exbeeriment