Yeah yeah, we all know that it’s been done, but this strip was just begging to be made. Before all of you start complaining about teabagging being a male only thing, keep in mind that your grandma probably considers herself a teabagger these days.

Will Tim Buckley ever be able to distance himself from the miscarriage comics? Probably not, as long as there’s a breath in my body I will continue to make fun of the seriousness portrayed in a ‘comic’ about gaming that seems to forget that it’s a gaming comic for long stretches of time.

If there is anything we like more than video games, comic books or movies here at Media Whore Network it’s bacon.

The smell of it, the taste of it, the texture. Why, some of us might even go as far as to say they lost their genitalia in an unfortunate bacon accident! So when I lay eyes upon this strip from the book 5 Very Good Reasons To Punch A Dolphin In The Mouth (And Other Useful Guides) I can only think of my whore brothers and their one true love; bacon. Surely this is a strip after our greasy, meat clogged hearts.

Well, we FINALLY get to know all the songs that have been confirmed for Guitar Hero 5 and whats funny is that I can hear Gibbo and BunnyRabbit2 sighing all the way from England as I post this (they’re Rock Band fanboys).

If you’re dying to know if any of your favorites has made it into the game, hit the jump to bring up an alphabetical list of all 85 tracks that will be featured.

Mr. John “ex-id Software, ex-Ion Storm” Romero has flipped a complete 180 in his opinion about ZeniMax buying id Software. I won’t crucify the man too much…I mean he was co-founder of id, and one of the guys we all have to thank for the FPS genre. I read his twitter this morning, but I’ll let you read his own words and come to your own decision.

It is both awesome and sad at the same time.

What else is there to say? I think the guy’s comic hasn’t been funny for a long time. Before you get on me for having a CAD comic on the site a few articles down…keep in mind that isn’t my article and I don’t censor my writers. I honestly can’t stand the guy. I would have scanned the comic if I had a full color scanner at work, I just wanted to put this up since it’s a really really slow day.