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Xopher Reed Super Street Fighter IV – Hakan Trailer

Posted by Xopher Reed On March - 10 - 2010   ZERO COMMENTS | 56 views

My god, I can't believe how much of my life has been devoted to this game.

The only thing that could have saved this game series from becoming the endless set of repeated games with additional characters and modes (which I lived through with Street Fighter II, mind you) was adding in a character that could make the people playing laugh their asses off. They’ve done just that with Hakan.

Xopher Reed Lost Planet 2 – Universe Sizzle Trailer

Posted by Xopher Reed On March - 9 - 2010   ZERO COMMENTS | 56 views

I can't tell if i'm looking at a head or an ass of an akrid...

I find it fitting that there’s a train in the trailer when I’m about to start up the hype-train for this game. Following the demo that came out a while back, the guys at Capcom have now released a trailer that shows a hell of a lot more than you’ve seen in the others and more than the demo could.

Xopher Reed Alan Wake Just Got More Interesting

Posted by Xopher Reed On March - 9 - 2010   ZERO COMMENTS | 69 views

WOOOOOOO SCARY FLASHLIGHT PICTURES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

The guys from Remedy have posted a new game video featuring the titular character (heh, tit) in a fight for his life…versus an combine harvester? True enough Alan seems to be fighting the /EVIL/ piece of farm machinery with nothing more than A FLASHLIGHT.

Eh, it's so not worth it anymore. It'll be fun, but damnit I'm gonna enjoy my sleep.

Well, tonight is the night that many of us Final Fantasy fanatics have been waiting a hell of a long time to come, we North American gamers will finally get a chance to play Final Fantasy XIII. This all started this weekend when I got a text message from my local Gamestop notifying me that MY very own copy of the game will be available for pickup at precisely 12:01 AM tomorrow morning.

Not only does the game come out at that time, but so does the movie...it's like some sort of mega-movie-tie-in deal. Where have I seen this before?

The folks over at Ubisoft must feel like they have been teasing us long enough. They’ve finally released another video of their upcoming Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands to satiate our appetites for new media. Lucky for us, there’s only a few months left before the latest version of the Prince of Persia franchise is in our grubby hands.

Yeah, how Reach looked minutes before the Covenant 'glassed' the planet from orbit.

Last week, we posted the Halo: Reach Multiplayer Trailer when it was finally announced through Bungie and it got some of us really excited, while it generally just annoyed people like Ryan and Brad. This video will probably end up annoying them as well.

Xopher Reed Fallout: New Vegas – First Screens

Posted by Xopher Reed On March - 8 - 2010   ZERO COMMENTS | 46 views

Looks almost like the logo for our friend's site @ NegativeGamer

Oh…my…this game has got me so excited. I played the living hell out of Fallout 3 (still playing it in fact). It may seem like they took most of the systems from FO3 and just copy pasted the code to New Vegas, but I can see some subtle differences that has got me squealing in delight.

Kryptinite New Xbox 360 Elite bundle coming March 9th?

Posted by Kryptinite On March - 6 - 2010   ZERO COMMENTS | 86 views

If you have been sitting on the fence and thinking about buying a Xbox 360, sit no longer. March 9th, Amazon will be selling a new bundle that includes Forza Motorsports 3 and Halo 3: ODST for the attractive price of $299. I’ve heard great things about Forza and ODST is a great game. The only difference between this bundle and the other Elite packages is the games have been switched out for the Spring. You still received the black controller, headset, and a 120 GB hard drive for your gaming needs. The only thing missing from this offer is a HDMI cable which you can pick up for 5 bucks if you do your research. Now that I think about it, I might buy this and I already own a 360! I wouldn’t mind having a black Xbox to match the PS3.

Xopher Reed Vanquish, Now With 100% Less Multiplayer

Posted by Xopher Reed On March - 5 - 2010   ZERO COMMENTS | 69 views

more like fap-quish amirite?

For some unexplained reason, over the last couple of years…the idea of Multiplayer games just really soured my experiences with any game I was thinking of getting. Therefore, anytime a game that comes and shuns the industry standard of MP first, SP experiences second, I’m immediately interested. Vanquish just might be the game I’ve been waiting for when it comes to 3rd Person Shooters.

Ryan Wilson DeathSpank One Step Closer to Release

Posted by Ryan Wilson On March - 4 - 2010   ZERO COMMENTS | 25 views


The upcoming blend of Monkey Island humor and Diablo gameplay, DeathSpank, may soon be more than a twinkle in Ron Gilbert’s eye .  Developer Hothead Games has joined forces with publisher EA Partners to  bring the game to both Xbox Live Arcade and the Playstation Network this year.  An exact date, price, or PC release is still yet to be determined, but this writer is willing to pay any price to see the Grumpy Gamer back and making games.

Brad Holman Five Reasons Halo:Reach needs to be the last Halo

Posted by Brad Holman On March - 4 - 2010   1 COMMENT | 26 views

I read an article today talking about how Halo will Teabag MW2 and thought to myself, “Do I really care that much to write up a response article.”

The answer is yes, yes I do. So I put together a list of 5 reason why Halo is destroying the youth of this great nation. Hit the jump to see why they need to stop making Halo games.

Michael Moore, eat your heart out.

Timothy Garza Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

Posted by Timothy Garza On March - 4 - 2010   1 COMMENT | 22 views


That would be the blaring horn in Battlefield Bad Company 2. If you’re playing Conquest mode and your team gets below 10 tickets (respawns) you’ll hear this for the remainder of the match. Funny enough, the same doesn’t occur in Rush mode, so I think I’ll be staying there until this is fixed. Seriously, I thought someone’s car alarm was going off in my neighborhood.

Xopher Reed Mikami Shares Vanquish Details

Posted by Xopher Reed On March - 3 - 2010   ZERO COMMENTS | 10 views

I think I speak for everyone here, when I quote Robocop -- "DROP IT!"

Vanquish, the new IP being worked on by Platinum Games was first covered by us back in January when we shared the trailer that featured half CG / half Live Action segments giving us a feel for the world in which this game takes place. Now, Shiji Mikami has decided to share a few of the game’s more ‘interesting’ details.

Xopher Reed Limbo Coming to XBLA This Summer

Posted by Xopher Reed On March - 3 - 2010   ZERO COMMENTS | 12 views

I'm getting a serious Herdy Gerdy feel from this...only more pretty and meaningful.

Independent Games Festival finalist Limbo, created by studio Playdead, will be released this year on Xbox 360, and I can hardly contain myself. We need a good platformer this year to rival the experience that Twisted Pixel gave us with ‘Splosion Man last year.

Xopher Reed Halo: Reach Multiplayer – OMFG Jetpack Spartans

Posted by Xopher Reed On March - 3 - 2010   5 COMMENTS | 10 views

Yeah man, it's on like Donkey Kong when the game hits the stores this fall.

Bungie, finally done being the dickteases that they can be, have released a new trailer for Halo: Reach that features most of the new toys we’ll all get our hands on when the game’s MP Beta drops this May.


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